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QWAK,DUCK has KITTENS -- news at 11 :)
QWAK, Last evening I made STEAk and as usual share a little with the cat and the dog BUT Cat-Trena did not come runing as she usualy does -- she loves steak!:yes: Later that evening I called offering CHEESE -- she loves CHEESE too No Cat -Trena -- HUMmmmmmmm I suspected she may have found her self a den to have her kittens in and I was right:yes::36_1_25:
A fiberglass wrap for the filter on the DUCK POND I had removed -- she decided was better than the NICE NEST I had built for her!:shine: There are 7 or 8 :15_1_70v: little bitty kitties in there and Cat-trena looks tired and exhausted from her labor but ALL seem OK best I can tell so far!:yes::4_1_72::shine: 7 or 8 kittens :36_1_25::36_1_25::111: the DUCK NEST is going to be PURE BEDLUM this summer!:confused_m::36_1_25::4_1_72::shine: Cat-trena got breakfast in bed -- milk ,steak,cheese and dry cat food -- the DUCK got a BIG suprise with my morning coffee!!!:yes::s1: The DOG don't know yet :452: he will have a lot of adjusting to do!:yes::36_1_25::111::cry1::shine: ME TOO!:15_1_70v: the DUCK |
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Excellent news, Duck. That will stop you getting bored through the spring and summer. :bear_tongue: |
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COME ON, DUCK
you can't start a kitten thread without lots of pictures !!! what are you thinking ??? |
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QWAK,I set up one of my security cameras so I can watch her :s1:
My ability to link pictures is messed up and I need a puter GEEK to find and fix the problem!!! She is busy cleaning them and her self and in and out of her den snacking on her breakfast then back to playing mother!:shine: I knew she had a lot of CAT FUR in there to make KITTEN britches -- just did not realise HOW much CAT FUR she had in there!:452::111::4_1_72::shine: It is a whole lot more FUN watching her on TV than FOX NEWS and the economic calamidy going on!:yes::shine: I can only IMAGIN :thinkey: that once they start investigating there new world that the DUCK NEST will be TOTAL INSANITY!:confused_m::yes: mostly the FUN kind I hope!:yes::shine: the DUCK :15_1_70v: |
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One thing for SHURE ---I will NOT have a mouse or RAT problem any MORE:452: -- the RAT WAR has been WON :23_30_104::36_3_13: We got them OUT NUMBERED and SAROUNDED!:yes: ME too I expect!:wink::36_1_25::111: the DUCK |
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but the Rat War is NEVER won. :no_ma: :no_ma: :no_ma: :no_ma: :no_ma: :no_ma: :no_ma: |
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good luck to you and Cat-trena with the new brood.:applause_:applause_:applause_
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In a short time I will have 9 cats going 9 diferent directions ALL at the same time :yes: each about ten times faster than I posably can hope to catch up with :yes: IF :questionm I am NOT already CRAZY :confused_m::dontknow: I soon WILL BE!:yes::36_1_25::111::4_1_72::shine: But I will be LAUGHING all the way to the FUNNEY FARM!:yes::15_1_70v: Got to maintain a a ZEN like -- "DO wacka DO" -- state of mind I guess. the DUCK |
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How are they doing today, Duck?
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QWAK,Max,The kittens seem to be fine as best I can tell.
I set up a security camera so it looks in to her DEN and watched off and on all night :yes: It has night vision capabilities so no light or me bothering her except to bring more TUNA -- MILK -- CHEESE and some STEAK scraps --- She may think she died in child birth and was instently REBORN at the RITZ compleat with ROOM SERVICE!:yes::111::4_1_72::shine: Never thought I would be a DUCK BUTLOR to a CAT!:452::4_1_72::shine: Sort of seems NOW I R ONE!:wink::15_1_70v: 8 kittens and a mother cat :36_1_25::36_1_25: Don't know who should be more SCARED --- ME or the RATS and other small criters?:questionm It is KARMA for shure and the BILL is DUE -- payable ON DEMAND!:111::4_1_72::shine: It's a good thing CATS are no too demanding -- RIGHT??? :confused_m::15_1_70v: the DUCK |
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Flap, Duck,
Glad they are still OK. Here, I found this, some help with the lingo, or are you going to teach them to quack? This one is really cute. I watched it, took about an hour! Cats, demanding? Never! Your translation of Zahir's yanging last night was correct 'me, me, me'! You are lucky it is not 8 Turkish Angora kittens or you would be insane! :36_1_25:I found one was more than enough |
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QWAK,2:15pm Just checked the nest :wink: 6 kittens in there!:s1:
They already look BIGER!:yes: she does not mind my removing her kittens but when I had 4 removed to the box she started puting them back in the nest so i just returned the ones i had removed! 6 is BETTER than 8!!!:yes: 2 or 3 would have been even BETTER!:yes::shine: Karma cut me some SLACK!:hahaha::yes::111: I realy thought there was 7 or 8 -- in less 2 did not survive and she ate them?:questionm:dontknow: the DUCK |
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Watch out wearing shorts. Sometimes kittens mistake bare legs for tree trunks they should scamper up with their built in pitons. :111:
But that is a month or 2 down the line. Really watch out for them picking a potty for themselves. Once chosen and smelling like a potty they are hard to convince that that corner of the living room is not their god given outhouse, but if they start off going outside or to an indoor box, that sticks too. OMG they are so adorable. Yep, a crazy house, but fun. Consider spaying the girls because 50 comes soon and 50 isn't fun. If Cat-trena were mine I would find other homes for all but 3 or 4 max. The official organizations have gotten so nosey you can get good homes for free healthy kittens, though you have to be a little nosey yourself so they don't end up sold to labs. We did not permit more than one per home or give to anyone who seemed overanxious to get them, and we gave to families or couples. And we were sneaky to let them ask for more than one to see if they would. We think we got 2 calls from creeps who did want to sell them. One we refused and I told the wife 'now he will have a buddy call and ask for 1'. Bingo! About 3 minutes later a woman called and wanted to pick one up within the hour. Too much of a hurry was the glaring clue. Most people schedule looking at kittens into their busy lives and go for things like 'tomorrow after work'. If you can, get cotton rags under them and ditch the insulation. It might shed sharpish fibers on them. Maybe while mama is enjoying her room service, though she will likely tell you off for touching her babies. I really get a kick from the mental image of you being their butler. Your cats eat well!! We served our THREE LITTERS of ferals 3 kinds of food too... kitten crunchies, kitten milk replacer, and kitten canned food (plus water). They soon told us when they were ready for refills. :favorites21: Then we got mom spayed. Later one said, 'he!! no I won't go' so she is spayed and ruling us all, including our large intimidating dog. We spayed her kind of young, but her first heat was so young and noisy and nutty we really had to. Getting pregnant might have killed her that young. Momma feral remained a yard cat, but after a few months the neighbors across the street started feeding her and we think she is now a housecat with them. She gradually diminished coming to my wife for food, but looking plump and sleek, and now we don't see her. So from kitty 3rd world she and 3 litters made it to cats with butlers. I not only appreciate meeper's (the one who stayed) mouse work, she will not suffer a fly to live. She hunts down all insects in the house, and eats most. Even gnats. We used to have a lot of those giant tree roaches. Now we just find the bodies. They must taste awful. It's great you took in Cat-trena, and a lot of fun to hear about you bringing her steak and watching them on your Cat-TV. Wish you could put it on youtube. Maybe some of our excellent tech guys will get your pics working and maybe video too. 8 kittens!! She really dominoed. They only have 8 nipples and often only 6 with lots of milk. You may have to help out the runts. The old timey way is to just pop off a fat kit and put a runt on the good nipple for a while. The other way is 5 buck a box kitten formula. |
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Six is still quite a handful!!! :553:
I'd get you to mail me one if we could get it to cluck like a chick for a few days in the chick carriers you can send USPS..... :bear_w00t: |
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Then agen perhaps I could hook up a generator and tap in to some of that FREE ENERGY? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0gy-...layer_embedded ADD some modavational music and "get your motor RUNNING"! :yes::111::cry1::shine: Once you get them up to SPPED -- it could be AMASING! With 6 it could be a PERPETUAL MOTION generator!:yes::111::cry1::shine: the DUCK |
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QWAK,Room service is NICE but the sign of realy GREAT first class service is geting a MESSAGE as long as one wants and as OFTEN!:wink::yes:
http://www.hi5-comment.com/image/1205974032.gif Cat-Trena does not come in the cabin now,that is ware the DOG is and she don't 100% trust him.:36_1_30: Every time I go out to add wood to the boiler for the DUCK POND she comes runing for cuddles and a MESSAGE that sends her to "YA YA LAND" :yes: as in YA YA don't STOP!:111::cry1::shine: I learned a long time ago that with dogs, cats even people I could sence there feelings as I massaged them and in just a fiew min. They were OFF to "YA YA LAND" :wink::yes: It is ALL about releasing ENDORPHANS and that makes every one feel GOOD (GOD) -- same with GOOD SEX but that is another story for another thread.:wink: It started with rubing her belly wile she was pregnent :yes: Aparently for now and in to the forseable future :111: I will be a DUCK/CAT -- MASSUSE -- I believe she is addicted to the endorphan rush :yes::111: She needs to get away from the kittens now and then :yes: nothing wrong with THAT :wink: it's a good thing -- I expect I will feel that need to GET AWAY my self before very long!!:confused_m::36_1_25::yes::111::4_1_72: :shine: the DUCK |
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Here's a project for you, Duck Egg,
'The Buttered Cat Engine' http://uncylopedia.wikia.com/index.p...8oldid=3626339 Rats! That link won't work, and I have checked it half a dozen times now. If you Google 'The Buttered Cat Engine' the correct page comes up top of the list. |
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QWAK,Max,I have seen experiments that SCIENTIFICLY prove it don't work.:452::36_1_30:
HE HE HE :hahaha::thinkey: I think I may have better LUCK training the kittens for "SINCRONISED SWIMING" in the DUCK POND --- just got to find the right MUSIC for SINCRONISING swiming KITTENS!:yes::111::36_1_25::4_1_72: :shine: the DUCK |
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Duck we could do this the old fashion way.. take some pics on an idisposable camera and have them developed. Send them to me and I will post them..
I do wish you get that problem fixed with the camera. have you tried reinstalling the software. Sometime you will get a glitch and if you reinstall the program it will fix it. |
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Shame it doesn't work, Duck. Neither will that darned link! It all sounded so promising in theory, too!
If I can think of any suitable music for kitten swimming lessons I'll post it.:bath: |
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QWAK,Avalon,I believe the real problem is with WINDOWS actualy and I totaly reloaded a new package of CDS and it did not help-- just drove me CRAZY dealing with the HP people in INDIA!:confused_m::36_1_25:
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QWAK,Max,I have some on the cam corder and will take some stills with both the cam corder and the old still camera. :yes:
I am CONFUSED :confused_ma: I just removed all the kittens and there are SEVEN!:yes: It is official!:36_1_25: Each got messaged till it stoped crying then returned to the den and Cat-Trena did not even try to take them away from me -- I had to hand herthe first and then shejust watched as each got messaged and returned. I heard it was best to handle the kittens as soon as posable even befor they open there eyes so they can IMPRINT on people or ME realy.:wink::shine: The DEN is covered in white plastic (no fiberglass visable) and cat-Trena and the kittens are blavk and white so when I watch them on TV it is like (color camera) watching 1950s TV :yes: "the Cat-Trena and KITTENS" show!:111::4_1_72::shine: the DUCK |
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I wondered about this one for kitten synchro. swimming: But you'd need to look for a version with the 'Chipmunks' singing it, really. |
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Way to go Duck! Can't wait to see some kittens.
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Congrats duck..
you're in for some wonderful, hectic, amusing and loving times! I'm jealous..there is nothing sweeter than a little furball....or 7 of them! ENJOY!!!!! |
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QWAK,max,I guess that is nice:yes: but I was thinking of a more modern theam.:wink:
It would probably be best -- I supose -- to wait a wile:yes: to start there SWIMING lessons -- at least till after they get there EYES open.:yes::36_1_25: This team of 6 ducks could be somthing to concider and that way we would have a back up ALTERNET in case one DROUND in training.:111::4_1_72::shine: JAWS and CLAWS and a lot of DUCK BLOOD in the water I would expect!:yes::4_1_72::shine: Time for your SWIMING LESSONS KIDS -- X 7! the DUCK HE HE HE :15_1_70v: |
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awwww
That was a great idea petting each so young. I think the tales that it makes a tamer cat are true. Any creature raised with love is lucky and off to a better start. I should have known a good butler would not let them crawl on fibers. (Not being in the cabin is probably best for such a kitten horde too :wink:) |
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Con-QWAK-ulations on your new brood, DUCK. :15_1_70v:
:36_1_34: :wavey: But I wanna see picts too... Hope you are able to resolve your pic dilemma.:shine: |
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